It’s been awhile but the nightmare that is my existence demands I download a Hater Tuesday.
Nuun takes forever to dissolve. That’s top of my list today.
Going to school events. In violation of the 13th Amendment I am being forced to attend Curriculum Night at my daughter’s school despite having gone for the past 13 years, knowing all the teachers and the curriculum. In the end, I am “choosing” to go because I would like to stay married and I know in any custody battle she’d make sure I’d get sole custody of the kids and pets. Nope. I’ll go, make some sort of ruckus so everyone sees me there*, and then slip out the back.
*I think I’ll sneak in late but bang my foot on a table so everyone stops and looks. Sheepishly say sorry. Wait 5 minutes in the back of the room and then sneak out when some slide presentation starts. It’s more of an art than science.