Found it. Found my dream job.
I was supposed to ref an adult league game tonight at 9:15 but it got cancelled. Because it got cancelled less than 24-hrs before game time, I still get paid.
Paid for not working. That’s it. My lifelong dream of the perfect job has finally come true.
Oh sure, I thought I had it made being a stay-at-home Dad for a few years there, but this is even better. That was not working but not earning money. That’s cliche. Anybody can do that. I don’t even think you need a college degree. Heck, it’s probably easier if you don’t.
But now I’m not working AND earning money. No responsibility, no co-workers, I can work from home, I don’t even have to get dressed. It’s the best of both worlds. Not working but also getting money.
It is great to be alive!